1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:06,547 [theme music] 2 00:01:38,874 --> 00:01:42,017 [soft dramatic music] 3 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,684 ANNOUNCER (ON TELEVISION): There's just 38 seconds 4 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:51,601 to play in the first half. 5 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,154 San Francisco leads 10-3. 6 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:56,657 The Rams have intercepted one of Montana's passes, 7 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:58,784 returned it up in the field positions from which 8 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:01,027 they got their three points. 9 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:03,196 Coming out, the San Francisco 49ers-- 10 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,014 Jerry Rice, Dwight-- 11 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:05,657 JONATHAN: Hey, Mark, what are you doing in there? 12 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,701 Uh, I'll-- I'll be right out. 13 00:02:07,777 --> 00:02:09,044 JONATHAN: Man, that was a whole quarter ago. 14 00:02:09,121 --> 00:02:10,537 I thought you wanted to see this game. 15 00:02:10,614 --> 00:02:11,496 Yeah, I do. 16 00:02:11,573 --> 00:02:12,547 I do. 17 00:02:12,624 --> 00:02:13,640 I'll be right out. 18 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:14,708 You keep watching so you can tell 19 00:02:14,784 --> 00:02:16,501 me what I'm missing, all right? 20 00:02:16,578 --> 00:02:17,711 [chuckles] 21 00:02:17,787 --> 00:02:18,753 ANNOUNCER (ON TELEVISION): --downed 22 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:20,397 by Mickey Sutton as he fell. 23 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,850 Rathman coming out of the backfield, the big fullback 24 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:23,842 from Nebraska-- 25 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:25,110 Surprise! 26 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:26,803 - Hey, what's going on? - [chuckles] 27 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,180 ANNOUNCER (ON TELEVISION): --and a gain of 20 yards on the pass 28 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,389 play. - You forgot. 29 00:02:29,466 --> 00:02:30,557 It's a good thing we're not married. 30 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:31,516 You're telling me. 31 00:02:31,593 --> 00:02:33,393 What did I forget? 32 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:34,861 It's our anniversary. 33 00:02:34,938 --> 00:02:36,479 Four years ago, we started traveling together. 34 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:37,939 I'll be darned. You're right. 35 00:02:38,016 --> 00:02:39,232 I did forget. 36 00:02:39,309 --> 00:02:40,734 Yeah, well turn that thing off, get over here. 37 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:44,029 We've got to make a wish and blow out the candles. 38 00:02:44,105 --> 00:02:46,865 Here we go. 39 00:02:46,942 --> 00:02:48,283 Now, wish. 40 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:49,326 You ready? 41 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,869 Ready. 42 00:02:50,946 --> 00:02:51,645 MARK: Go. 43 00:02:51,722 --> 00:02:53,788 [both exhaling] 44 00:02:53,865 --> 00:02:56,550 [chuckles] I'll get us a couple of plates. 45 00:02:56,627 --> 00:02:57,634 What did you wish for? 46 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,085 JONATHAN: Hey, Mark, come on. 47 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:00,462 You're not supposed to say your wishes, remember? 48 00:03:00,538 --> 00:03:01,504 MARK: Aw, come on. 49 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:02,923 That's a lot of superstition. 50 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:05,967 How about trying to guess what I wish for? 51 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:06,676 Come on, come on. 52 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,471 Try to guess. 53 00:03:09,547 --> 00:03:11,765 Mark, I don't have to guess. 54 00:03:11,841 --> 00:03:14,484 What do you mean you don't ha-- 55 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,436 now, Jonathan, that is not fair. 56 00:03:16,513 --> 00:03:18,054 You already know. 57 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:19,940 You say you're not supposed to tell anybody, you already know. 58 00:03:20,016 --> 00:03:21,566 Well, Mark, I can't help it. 59 00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:23,777 MARK: Well, it ruins it. 60 00:03:23,853 --> 00:03:25,362 All right, if it makes you feel any better, 61 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:28,615 we both wished for the same thing. 62 00:03:28,692 --> 00:03:31,618 That we'd always be working together? 63 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:33,536 That's right. 64 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:37,540 [chuckles] Boy, it's been a great four years. 65 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,167 Changed my life. 66 00:03:39,244 --> 00:03:42,254 I tell you, I'll never forget the night I met you. 67 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,380 I'm surprised you remember it. 68 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,330 You were bombed. 69 00:03:44,408 --> 00:03:46,133 Oh, tell me about it. 70 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:49,135 Why else would I start a fight with two guys? 71 00:03:49,212 --> 00:03:51,596 Boy, you really saved my buns that night. 72 00:03:51,673 --> 00:03:53,181 [country music] 73 00:03:53,258 --> 00:03:55,066 Two points. 74 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:59,312 There it is-- the O.K. Corral hoot, and I'm Doc Holliday. 75 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,531 [groans] 76 00:04:04,236 --> 00:04:06,954 [grunting] 77 00:04:08,189 --> 00:04:08,989 Hey, that's enough. 78 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:09,957 Leave him alone. 79 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:20,167 I turned the other cheek. 80 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,180 [groans] 81 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:46,276 You ready to go home now? 82 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,121 [deep sigh] Yeah. 83 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:53,491 [groans] 84 00:04:53,568 --> 00:04:56,712 [country music, bar chatter] 85 00:05:04,454 --> 00:05:06,546 But the night I really remember was the night 86 00:05:06,623 --> 00:05:08,173 you told me you were an angel. 87 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:10,851 Boy, did I think you were a phony. 88 00:05:10,927 --> 00:05:13,312 I remember, I was searching through your apartment. 89 00:05:13,388 --> 00:05:16,356 [suspenseful music] 90 00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:46,928 Can I help you, Mark? 91 00:05:52,377 --> 00:05:54,219 Yeah, you can help me. 92 00:05:54,295 --> 00:05:57,013 You can help me by telling me what you're after. 93 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,431 I don't know what you mean. 94 00:05:58,508 --> 00:05:59,641 Oh, come on. 95 00:05:59,717 --> 00:06:01,142 Don't play Mickey the Dunce with me. 96 00:06:01,219 --> 00:06:02,727 I've been there. 97 00:06:02,804 --> 00:06:05,447 I know the difference between a straight John and a con man. 98 00:06:05,524 --> 00:06:08,650 Now, you want to talk to me, or you want to talk to the cops? 99 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:10,477 Go on. 100 00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:12,278 I have been to every nursery, every bicycle shop 101 00:06:12,355 --> 00:06:13,488 in this town. 102 00:06:13,565 --> 00:06:14,114 None of them ever heard of you. 103 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:15,615 Now, can you explain that to me? 104 00:06:15,692 --> 00:06:16,574 I'd rather not. 105 00:06:16,651 --> 00:06:17,534 Uh-huh. 106 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,618 And what about this place? 107 00:06:18,695 --> 00:06:19,994 I mean, you've got no clothes. 108 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,462 You don't have any food. 109 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,790 You don't even have a toothbrush or a razor. 110 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:24,940 You don't live here. 111 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,793 This place is a front. 112 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:29,587 I want some answers, Mr. Smith. 113 00:06:29,664 --> 00:06:31,840 Look, all I can tell you is I'm just doing my job. 114 00:06:31,916 --> 00:06:33,258 I'm not here to hurt anybody. 115 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:34,676 Please believe me. 116 00:06:34,753 --> 00:06:35,802 [scoffs] You sound like all the rest of them. 117 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:36,811 I'm innocent. 118 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,304 Please believe me. 119 00:06:38,381 --> 00:06:40,014 Now, I'm going to tell you one more time. 120 00:06:40,091 --> 00:06:41,975 Either you talk to me, or I call the cops. 121 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:44,269 If you do that, I'll have to leave before my job's done. 122 00:06:44,345 --> 00:06:46,154 Then talk. 123 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,314 If I tell you, you're not gonna believe me anyway. 124 00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:49,282 [sighs] Try me. 125 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,612 All right then. 126 00:06:53,688 --> 00:06:55,238 In my job, I am sent to various places 127 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,073 by my boss to try to help people. 128 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:57,991 Mm-hmm. 129 00:06:58,067 --> 00:06:59,492 Go on. 130 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,369 I'd like to leave it at that. 131 00:07:01,446 --> 00:07:02,662 Yeah, I bet you would. 132 00:07:02,739 --> 00:07:03,580 [scoffs] Come on. 133 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:04,497 Come on now. 134 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:05,498 What is the setup here? 135 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:06,716 I mean, who's your boss? 136 00:07:09,245 --> 00:07:10,137 God. 137 00:07:14,876 --> 00:07:17,218 What? 138 00:07:17,295 --> 00:07:21,189 My boss is God. 139 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:25,810 Oh boy, oh boy, my sister really picked a winner. 140 00:07:25,887 --> 00:07:27,312 I mean, you're nothing but a kook. 141 00:07:27,388 --> 00:07:28,980 Well, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. 142 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,482 MARK: And you were right. 143 00:07:30,559 --> 00:07:31,490 Listen, I don't know whether you're 144 00:07:31,568 --> 00:07:32,951 a harmless kook or a dangerous kook, 145 00:07:33,028 --> 00:07:34,277 but I'll tell you one thing-- 146 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,362 I am not leaving you alone with my sister, 147 00:07:36,439 --> 00:07:38,832 not until the police have a chance to check you out. 148 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:44,129 [rattles door] 149 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:46,873 I'll let you leave in a minute. 150 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,458 What do you mean you'll let me leave? 151 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:49,375 Just what I said. 152 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:50,844 [rattles door] 153 00:07:51,579 --> 00:07:52,420 You wanted the truth. 154 00:07:52,497 --> 00:07:54,714 I'm giving it to you. 155 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:57,050 I'm an angel. 156 00:07:57,126 --> 00:08:00,053 Not one of the best, but I try. 157 00:08:00,129 --> 00:08:01,704 And I make mistakes. 158 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:06,100 The bicycles were a mistake, but he let me have them. 159 00:08:06,177 --> 00:08:07,602 He? 160 00:08:07,679 --> 00:08:09,229 Yeah, God. 161 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:10,980 I guess he figures the only way I'm going to learn 162 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:11,931 is by mistakes. 163 00:08:12,009 --> 00:08:13,733 I'm kind of new at this. 164 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:16,244 Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. 165 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:19,739 [rattles door] Listen, friend, you need help. 166 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:20,657 Yes, I do. 167 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,408 I need your help. 168 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:25,912 And what good is it going to do you to go to the police? 169 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:27,288 I'll be gone by the time you get back, 170 00:08:27,365 --> 00:08:30,333 and I won't have finished my job. 171 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,001 Then I hurt a whole bunch of innocent people 172 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,055 for no reason and all because you 173 00:08:35,131 --> 00:08:36,389 don't trust your fellow man. 174 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,731 Well, I said my piece. 175 00:08:44,808 --> 00:08:46,432 You can go now. 176 00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:49,069 [scoffs] 177 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,694 If you change your mind about talking to the police, 178 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,822 you're welcome to have dinner here. 179 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,264 Leslie said you like steak. 180 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,118 You'll find one in the refrigerator. 181 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:06,836 I've got to bring her this sour cream. 182 00:09:30,687 --> 00:09:33,613 [celestial music] 183 00:09:44,075 --> 00:09:45,658 Boy, you know, it's hard to believe 184 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:46,835 that was four years ago. 185 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:48,620 It seems like it was only yesterday. 186 00:09:48,696 --> 00:09:50,455 Mm-hmm. 187 00:09:50,531 --> 00:09:54,042 Yeah, we had some great times, you and I-- 188 00:09:54,118 --> 00:09:55,793 and some funny ones. 189 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:56,970 [chuckles] 190 00:09:57,047 --> 00:09:57,879 MARK: What? 191 00:09:57,955 --> 00:09:58,838 What? 192 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,473 What are you thinking? 193 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:01,758 I'm thinking about the time the boss put you 194 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,551 inside the body of that actress. 195 00:10:03,628 --> 00:10:04,510 What was her name? 196 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,146 Linda Blackwell. 197 00:10:06,222 --> 00:10:07,805 I'm gonna kill her. She's a guy. 198 00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:08,723 She can take it. 199 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,849 [grunting] 200 00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:10,775 Now, come on! 201 00:10:10,852 --> 00:10:11,943 Stop it and listen to me. 202 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,519 Now, he's doing this so each of you 203 00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:15,021 will understand what it's like to live like the other one. 204 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:16,773 Now, the sooner you accept that and do it, 205 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,858 the sooner he's going to put you back in your own bodies. 206 00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,360 Now, stop it. 207 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:23,863 You mean that he has to go out there and do my lines? 208 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,164 I'll be ruined. 209 00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:26,565 Linda, that is exactly what I mean. 210 00:10:26,643 --> 00:10:28,326 You're gonna have to keep all of Mark's appointments, 211 00:10:28,403 --> 00:10:30,620 and Mark's going to have to keep all of yours. 212 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:31,621 Piece of cake. 213 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,697 What? 214 00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:33,581 You heard me-- piece of cake. 215 00:10:33,658 --> 00:10:34,499 Well. 216 00:10:34,575 --> 00:10:35,500 [knocking on door] 217 00:10:35,576 --> 00:10:37,168 Yeah, come in. 218 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:40,088 I hate to bother you, but Mr. Campbell wondered if-- 219 00:10:40,164 --> 00:10:42,006 Yeah, if what? 220 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,352 --if, uh, you'd like to rehearse. 221 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:47,637 We're ready. 222 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,689 You bet I'm ready. 223 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,066 I'll be right there. 224 00:10:53,436 --> 00:10:56,646 [gasps] You keep my hands off of those. 225 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,440 Shut up. 226 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:02,410 MARK: [humming] 227 00:11:06,816 --> 00:11:08,116 [knife clatters] 228 00:11:08,192 --> 00:11:09,575 Sure you don't want a piece of it? 229 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:13,463 No, you-- you're doing fine without me. 230 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,581 Hey, Jonathan, of all of our assignments, 231 00:11:15,658 --> 00:11:20,002 all of them, which was your favorite? 232 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,763 Same here. 233 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,056 What? 234 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,206 Well, you're thinking about your cousin 235 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,926 Diane marrying Scotty. 236 00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:28,845 Why do you keep doing that? 237 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,563 Oh, come on. 238 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,014 I would have known that even if I wasn't an angel. 239 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,733 Remember? 240 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,309 You were so worried the marriage wouldn't work out. 241 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,911 Huh. 242 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,521 Well, so was Scotty if you hadn't convinced him. 243 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:42,024 I'll bet no man ever put a ring on his bride-to-be the way 244 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,776 Scotty did that night, huh? 245 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,705 [romantic music] 246 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:00,960 Hi. 247 00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:02,270 Hi. 248 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,259 Can I come in? 249 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,145 Well, yeah, sure. 250 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:28,654 I, uh-- I thought Jonathan and Mark were picking you up. 251 00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:29,897 Yeah, they did. 252 00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:34,202 I asked them to wait downstairs. 253 00:12:34,278 --> 00:12:35,712 Look, I'll make this short. 254 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:44,796 I've been a jackass, but I'm over it now. 255 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,256 And if it's not too late-- 256 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,851 I mean, if you haven't changed your mind-- 257 00:12:52,296 --> 00:12:55,348 I'd like to ask you to marry me. 258 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,016 Hey, I'll understand if you say no. 259 00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:58,259 Yes. 260 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,981 Yes? 261 00:13:04,058 --> 00:13:05,283 Oh, yes, Scotty. 262 00:13:07,728 --> 00:13:08,536 OK. 263 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:17,119 Would you do something crazy if I asked you? 264 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,254 Anything. 265 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,717 Would you put your finger in my mouth? 266 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:27,255 What? 267 00:13:27,331 --> 00:13:31,309 Your ring finger, put it in my mouth. 268 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:46,157 [romantic music] 269 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:22,268 I love you, you crazy nut. 270 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:23,820 It takes one to know one. 271 00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:35,314 Boy, love and marriage. 272 00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:37,408 I tell you, when it's right, there's nothing like it. 273 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,160 [telephone rings] 274 00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:42,038 Oh, Mark, it's for you. 275 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,889 I wish you'd quit doing that. 276 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,212 Hello? 277 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,131 Frank? 278 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,299 Frank Kelly? 279 00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,092 Well, you son of a gun. 280 00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:56,344 How'd you know where to find me? 281 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,637 Your sister told him. 282 00:14:57,713 --> 00:14:58,763 Will you quit? 283 00:14:58,839 --> 00:14:59,931 [chuckles] 284 00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,850 Hey, Frank, what's going on? 285 00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:04,736 You're kidding? 286 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,980 Well, of course I want to be there. 287 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,067 [chuckles] You bet I will. 288 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,320 All right, we'll see you there. 289 00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:15,430 I don't believe it. 290 00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:16,614 His daughter's getting married, 291 00:15:16,691 --> 00:15:18,491 and they want you to be the head usher. 292 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,909 Why do you keep doing that? 293 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,510 Well, I'm terribly sorry. 294 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,964 [scoffs] Listen, we're gonna have to leave right away. 295 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,415 I'm all ready. 296 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,750 Great, I'll get my stuff packed. 297 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,635 JONATHAN: Uh, Mark? 298 00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:30,011 Yeah? 299 00:15:30,088 --> 00:15:32,922 Better go to the bathroom first, got a long drive. 300 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,884 Well, mister smart aleck, I don't have to. 301 00:15:36,961 --> 00:15:38,052 Oh, that's puke coming. 302 00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:39,679 That's puke. 303 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:42,649 [chuckles] 304 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:43,708 [soft dramatic music] 305 00:15:50,024 --> 00:15:52,358 [bells chime] 306 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:55,495 [playful romantic music] 307 00:15:57,314 --> 00:15:58,513 What are you waiting for? 308 00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,407 The streets have turned green. 309 00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:00,324 Let's go! 310 00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:01,909 [horn honks] 311 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:02,910 Boy, oh boy, oh boy. 312 00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:03,920 Will you calm down? 313 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,246 I am calm. 314 00:16:05,322 --> 00:16:06,547 I just want to get to the church on time. 315 00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:07,873 You'll get there on time. 316 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,709 [sighs] Not if have to drive behind Romeo 317 00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,419 and Juliet here the whole way. 318 00:16:11,495 --> 00:16:12,420 It's only a rehearsal. 319 00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:13,996 It's not even the wedding. 320 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,132 It is the rehearsal of my best friend's daughter. 321 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,217 I want to be there on time. 322 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:19,360 You know, weddings are supposed 323 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,444 to put people in a good mood. 324 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,222 (GRUMBLY) I'm in a great mood. 325 00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:24,765 All right, so I'm a little nervous. 326 00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,392 Weddings make me nervous, especially 327 00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:28,102 when I have to do something. 328 00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:29,478 All you have to be as an usher. 329 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,856 Not just an usher-- 330 00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:33,582 head usher. 331 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,610 You know, I was best man at Frank and Carla's wedding? 332 00:16:36,687 --> 00:16:37,870 It seems like it was only yesterday. 333 00:16:37,947 --> 00:16:39,613 Here their daughter is getting married. 334 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:43,117 Boy, the years really fly by when you get older. 335 00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:44,168 I wouldn't know. 336 00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:45,920 Oh, yeah. 337 00:16:45,997 --> 00:16:47,463 Jonathan, you're gonna love these people. 338 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,582 They are the most loving, romantic people 339 00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:50,942 you've ever met your life. 340 00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:52,918 I mean, they're what marriage is all about-- 341 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:53,886 their parents too. 342 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:55,087 [chuckles] 343 00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:56,197 What a cute couple. 344 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,923 You know they still hold hands? 345 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,842 With all the families going to pot, 346 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,053 these are the kind of people that restore your faith 347 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,062 in the institution of marriage. 348 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,349 Mark. 349 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,309 MARK: What? 350 00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:09,643 There's an assignment. 351 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,611 MARK: Where's an assignment? 352 00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:12,447 We've got an assignment. 353 00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:13,397 MARK: Well, since when? 354 00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:14,690 Since just now. 355 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,108 But Jonathan, there can't be. 356 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:19,070 Now, I cleared this date with the boss months ago. 357 00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,413 What's the assignment? 358 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,939 I'm not sure yet. 359 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:23,332 Look, why don't you go on to the church without me. 360 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,076 I'll take care of this one alone. 361 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,162 Jonathan, I counted on your being there. 362 00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:29,080 Will you stop worrying? 363 00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,531 You're gonna do fine. 364 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,708 Aw, Jonathan, you know, it's-- it's not the same. 365 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,835 Now, Jonathan, like-- 366 00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:37,171 Jonathan? 367 00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:38,214 Jonathan? 368 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,841 [brakes screech, metal crunches] 369 00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:43,052 [sighs] Oh no. 370 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,605 [hissing] 371 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,021 What are you doing stopping in the middle of the road, 372 00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:55,106 you jerk? 373 00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:56,357 What was I doing. 374 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:57,983 I stopped at a stop sign. 375 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:58,843 What were you doing? 376 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,237 Yeah, what were you doing? 377 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,704 Oh, I, uh-- 378 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,365 I was just talking to my friend and took my eyes 379 00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:05,866 off the road for a second. 380 00:18:05,943 --> 00:18:07,210 Well, what friend is that? 381 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,707 Uh, well, he was there. 382 00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:16,385 You see, he had, uh, to leave all of a sudden. 383 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,088 Out of a moving car? 384 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,881 Let me see your license. 385 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:21,808 Oh, Jonathan! 386 00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:43,487 Leave me alone. 387 00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:44,405 I took the pill an hour ago. 388 00:18:44,481 --> 00:18:45,806 You did not. 389 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:46,824 I have the pills right here. 390 00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:48,951 Well, how could I take 'em, if you keep hiding 'em? 391 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,744 Well, if I don't keep 'em, you forget 'em. 392 00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:53,956 Yeah, I shoulda took the damn pill an hour ago. 393 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:54,915 Mr. Kelly? 394 00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:55,708 What? 395 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:56,834 He said Mr. Kelly. 396 00:18:56,911 --> 00:18:58,502 I know what he said, Rose. 397 00:18:58,579 --> 00:18:59,837 I'm not deaf. 398 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:02,173 He said Mr. Kelly, and I said, what? 399 00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:03,265 Mark Gordon. 400 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,092 - Who? - Mark Gordon. 401 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,011 I used to come to your house on Thanksgiving and Christmas 20, 402 00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:07,903 25 years ago. 403 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,055 Huh, of course, yeah. 404 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,016 This is my wife Rose. 405 00:19:12,092 --> 00:19:12,999 Oh, I know. 406 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,268 How are you, Mrs. Kelly? 407 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:16,437 Hmm, Mark Gordon. 408 00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:18,564 Yeah, he's a friend of Carla's. 409 00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:21,025 No, I was on the police force with Frank. 410 00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:23,110 Oh, he was on the police force with Frank. 411 00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:24,661 He's not Carla's friend. 412 00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:26,906 You're thinking of that other Gordon, Charlie Gordon. 413 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,782 Well, I know who I'm thinking of. 414 00:19:28,859 --> 00:19:30,701 I'm thinking of that fellow right here. 415 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,253 You're always trying to correct me, every second. 416 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,021 I think I'll go say hello to Carla and Frank. 417 00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:35,831 - And I'm getting sick of it. - Sick of it, are you? 418 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,333 Well, there's no age limit in the divorce courts. 419 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,217 Nice talking to you. 420 00:19:38,294 --> 00:19:39,677 Divorce court, huh? 421 00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,087 Well, you just keep it up, and that's where I'll be. 422 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,172 Don't you threaten me. 423 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,507 I don't need it. 424 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,467 I have a heart condition too, and I 425 00:19:46,543 --> 00:19:50,262 don't need to be threatened. 426 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:53,140 I am not going to argue with you here in church. 427 00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:54,233 Why not? 428 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,359 We argue everywhere else. 429 00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:57,311 Trish's wedding is going to be the most 430 00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:58,938 important day of her life, and I am 431 00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:00,648 not going to let you spoil it. 432 00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:03,359 Spoil-- why am I the one that's spoiling it? 433 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,861 And if it's so important to her, why isn't she here? 434 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,906 I have two meetings I have to get to today. 435 00:20:08,983 --> 00:20:10,741 Your daughter's wedding is more 436 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,035 important than your meetings. 437 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,997 My meetings are paying for this wedding and the house 438 00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:19,166 and the cars and the maid and everything else. 439 00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:22,127 Why-- why do I have to justify going to work to you? 440 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:25,214 Because you use your work as an excuse. 441 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,781 FRANK: An excuse for what? 442 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,551 For ignoring your family, just like you always do. 443 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,678 Carla, I'm here. 444 00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:31,595 What are you griping about? 445 00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:32,480 I'm here. 446 00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:33,647 Hey, Frank. 447 00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:34,682 - Mark! - Carla. 448 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:35,599 [chuckling] 449 00:20:35,676 --> 00:20:36,517 Mark. 450 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,476 Frank. 451 00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:39,085 Hey, you look great. 452 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,187 Both of you, you look great. - Well, thank you. 453 00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:41,613 So do you. 454 00:20:41,691 --> 00:20:43,357 I really appreciate your coming here. 455 00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:44,783 We both do. 456 00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:46,485 Wouldn't have missed it for the world. 457 00:20:46,562 --> 00:20:47,987 Later on, we'll have to get together 458 00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,321 and knock back a few, huh? 459 00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:51,657 Oh, that you have time for. 460 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,200 Yeah, that I have time for. 461 00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:54,702 Mm-hmm. 462 00:20:54,778 --> 00:20:58,455 Well, you look great. 463 00:20:58,532 --> 00:20:59,966 Yeah, so do you. 464 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,045 Well, where's the little bride-to-be? 465 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:07,381 Yeah, that's what we'd like to know. 466 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,383 I cleared my whole morning. 467 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:10,551 She doesn't even have time to show 468 00:21:10,627 --> 00:21:11,885 up to rehearse her own wedding. 469 00:21:11,962 --> 00:21:14,722 You're a regular martyr, Frank. 470 00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:17,433 Give it a rest, Carla, OK? 471 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,060 CARLA: Fine. 472 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,521 Well, why-- why don't we just start without her, huh? 473 00:21:22,598 --> 00:21:24,606 We can't start without her. 474 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,816 Our part. 475 00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:27,109 At least we'd be accomplishing something. 476 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,370 The reverend isn't even here yet. 477 00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:31,322 Will you just calm down. 478 00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:33,282 Our reverend got sick, and the new guy 479 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,701 hasn't even showed up yet. 480 00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:39,121 TRISH: Hi, everybody. 481 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:42,082 I'm sorry I'm late, Daddy, but some loud-mouthed drunk 482 00:21:42,159 --> 00:21:43,893 rear-ended us. 483 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:44,951 - Well, are you both all right? - Yeah, we're fine. 484 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,262 I just stayed in the car and let Brad handle it all. 485 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,548 [sighs] Well, honey, this is your Uncle Mark. 486 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,466 Hi. 487 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,925 Hi. 488 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:54,428 Well, last time I saw you, you were just a baby. 489 00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:59,350 BRAD: Mr. Kelly, I'm really very sorry, but some jerk just-- 490 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:01,769 you. 491 00:22:01,845 --> 00:22:04,021 That's my Uncle Mark. 492 00:22:04,098 --> 00:22:06,690 That is the guy that rear-ended the Porsche. 493 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,242 Yeah, really, I'm sorry about that. 494 00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:12,404 It's-- this is really not my day, you know? 495 00:22:12,481 --> 00:22:13,656 Well, don't feel bad. 496 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,074 Nothing's going right today. 497 00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:17,159 I'm late for a meeting, and we still don't have a preacher. 498 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,586 JONATHAN: I'm terribly sorry I'm late, 499 00:22:18,662 --> 00:22:20,788 but I just got word of this assignment. 500 00:22:20,864 --> 00:22:23,248 I'm Reverend Smith. 501 00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:26,502 Praise the Lord. 502 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:27,778 Amen. 503 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,297 [soft jazz music] 504 00:22:30,374 --> 00:22:33,267 [chatter] 505 00:22:41,635 --> 00:22:42,735 Thank you. 506 00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:49,650 How you doing, Mr. Kelly? 507 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,818 Oh, pretty good. 508 00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:53,445 And how are you, uh, Charlie? 509 00:22:53,522 --> 00:22:54,672 No, Mark. 510 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:55,948 Oh, yes, Carla's friend. 511 00:22:56,024 --> 00:22:59,535 [chuckles] Hey, how long have you been married now, sir? 512 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:00,828 49 years. 513 00:23:00,904 --> 00:23:02,579 Oh, hey, that's wonderful. 514 00:23:02,656 --> 00:23:04,373 What's so wonderful about it? 515 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:05,833 Well, uh-- 516 00:23:05,909 --> 00:23:07,242 Well, I mean, you know, you've been happily married 517 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,837 all those years, and now your granddaughter's 518 00:23:09,913 --> 00:23:10,846 getting married, and you know. 519 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,473 Wonderful, huh? 520 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:16,343 Well, if I'd known then what I know now, I'd still be single. 521 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:18,345 If you're so unhappy, why don't you 522 00:23:18,422 --> 00:23:19,847 do something about it? 523 00:23:19,923 --> 00:23:21,473 I wasn't talking to you. 524 00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:22,942 I'm talking to Charlie here. 525 00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:24,050 Oh, Mrs. Kelly, it's nothing. 526 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,311 We were just talking, you know. 527 00:23:26,388 --> 00:23:29,314 If you knew then what you know now, you'd still be single. 528 00:23:29,391 --> 00:23:31,233 Well, if I knew then what I know now, 529 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,026 I can promise you you'd be single. 530 00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:35,154 Ah, you wouldn't have married me, huh? 531 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:38,323 That's what you say about me, and I'm getting sick and tired 532 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,491 of hearing it too. 533 00:23:39,568 --> 00:23:40,993 Oh, Mrs. Kelly, he didn't mean anything. 534 00:23:41,069 --> 00:23:42,119 He was just talking. 535 00:23:42,196 --> 00:23:42,961 [chuckles] 536 00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:44,329 Button it up, Charlie. 537 00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:45,706 CLARENCE: Well, maybe that's what I did mean if that's 538 00:23:45,782 --> 00:23:47,474 the way you feel about it. 539 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,335 Then I think you should move your things into the spare room 540 00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:52,421 until you can find another place. 541 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:54,840 Well, that's fine with me. 542 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:55,924 Oh, now, uh-- 543 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,284 no, wait a minute. 544 00:23:57,361 --> 00:23:58,719 See, he was just using a figure of speech. 545 00:23:58,795 --> 00:24:02,014 I said button it up, Charlie. 546 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:04,141 My name is not Charlie. 547 00:24:04,218 --> 00:24:05,109 I'm Mark. 548 00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:20,374 Frank, you'd better go see your mother. 549 00:24:20,451 --> 00:24:21,325 Why? 550 00:24:21,401 --> 00:24:22,167 What's wrong? 551 00:24:22,244 --> 00:24:23,785 [sighs] She's upset. 552 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,579 I mean, it's ridiculous, splitting 553 00:24:25,656 --> 00:24:27,664 up after 49 years of marriage. 554 00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:29,316 It's absurd. 555 00:24:29,393 --> 00:24:32,336 Any more absurd than splitting up after 25 years of marriage? 556 00:24:32,412 --> 00:24:34,463 I don't want to talk about it now, 557 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,048 not until after the wedding. 558 00:24:36,124 --> 00:24:38,934 We are not going to spoil things for Trish. 559 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,761 I want to talk about it. 560 00:24:40,837 --> 00:24:42,479 I don't see why we have to get a divorce. 561 00:24:42,556 --> 00:24:44,806 I'm perfectly content to just go along with things the way 562 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:45,691 they are. 563 00:24:45,768 --> 00:24:47,809 Well, I'm not. 564 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:48,769 No. 565 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:51,313 A divorce is the only way. 566 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,190 What divorce? 567 00:24:53,267 --> 00:24:54,983 What are you talking about? 568 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,702 Oh, nothing, honey. 569 00:24:56,779 --> 00:24:58,403 We weren't talking about anything. 570 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,113 Yes, you were. 571 00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:02,875 Now, answer me-- what divorce? 572 00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:11,667 I mean, I don't understand. 573 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,752 I mean, Rose and Clarence were the most loving couple 574 00:25:13,829 --> 00:25:15,128 I have ever met in my life. 575 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,130 Now they're at each other like cats and dogs. 576 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,715 What happens to people? 577 00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:20,784 I don't know. 578 00:25:20,861 --> 00:25:23,103 Maybe they forget why they fell in love in the first place. 579 00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:32,020 Reverend Smith, uh, I just wanted to tell you 580 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,273 so you can plan your calendar. 581 00:25:34,349 --> 00:25:37,859 We won't-- we won't be needing you next Saturday. 582 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:41,989 I'm postponing the wedding indefinitely. 583 00:25:42,065 --> 00:25:43,699 Trish, why? 584 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:44,992 Why? 585 00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:47,536 My grandparents are splitting up. 586 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:50,831 My mother and father are getting divorced. 587 00:25:50,907 --> 00:25:51,932 Your parents? 588 00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:53,584 No, you've got to be kidding. 589 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,336 I wish I was. 590 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,838 What's the point to getting married 591 00:25:57,914 --> 00:25:59,631 if that's the way it ends? 592 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,675 MARK: No, look-- look, Trish, just because you-- 593 00:26:01,752 --> 00:26:02,601 TRISH: I'm sorry. 594 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:07,139 I don't think I can talk about this right now. 595 00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:10,726 Um, the wedding is off. 596 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:13,520 [somber music] 597 00:26:13,597 --> 00:26:17,024 Honey, what's the matter? 598 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,367 Oh, everything. 599 00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:24,823 I'm sorry, Brad. 600 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,667 I can't marry you. 601 00:26:26,744 --> 00:26:28,043 What? 602 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,829 [sniffles] I can't marry you. 603 00:26:30,906 --> 00:26:32,372 What are you talking about? 604 00:26:32,449 --> 00:26:37,377 Ask my parents or my grandparents. 605 00:26:37,454 --> 00:26:43,642 [sniffling] Here's your-- your, um, your ring. 606 00:26:43,719 --> 00:26:44,635 Trish. 607 00:26:44,711 --> 00:26:45,561 Trish! 608 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,411 You had dinner at the party. 609 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:04,613 I can't believe you're still hungry. 610 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,530 I'm not hungry. 611 00:27:05,607 --> 00:27:07,074 I'm upset. 612 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,242 I always eat when I'm upset. 613 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,752 Yeah, then you're gonna be awake 614 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:11,953 all night complaining you've got gas. 615 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,122 I will not. 616 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:17,125 I can't believe those people breaking up like that. 617 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:19,094 Usually, I thought when a marriage breaks up, 618 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,754 somebody's being a bad guy, you know? 619 00:27:20,831 --> 00:27:24,049 Like somebody's fooling around or something like that. 620 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,166 These people aren't doing that. 621 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,301 They're good people. 622 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,353 I know. 623 00:27:27,429 --> 00:27:28,637 I mean, they got everything, you know? 624 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,263 They got money. They've got their health. 625 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:31,473 They've got each other. 626 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:32,933 And they're miserable, and they're 627 00:27:33,009 --> 00:27:35,394 making each other miserable. 628 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:36,978 I mean, why do people do that? 629 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:40,440 You'd think they'd learn, huh. 630 00:27:40,517 --> 00:27:43,026 Oh boy. 631 00:27:43,103 --> 00:27:44,695 What's the matter? 632 00:27:44,771 --> 00:27:46,655 I've got gas. 633 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:48,490 There must be garlic or peppers in this thing. 634 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:52,244 Every time I eat those, they-- this happens to me like that. 635 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,745 Oh, Jonathan, I'm not going to be 636 00:27:53,822 --> 00:27:56,873 able to sleep all night long. 637 00:27:56,950 --> 00:28:00,001 Jonathan, couldn't you use the stuff, just a little bit, 638 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:01,503 and make the gas just go away? 639 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,547 Mark, I'm an angel not an antacid. 640 00:28:03,623 --> 00:28:07,175 Oh, that's cute Jonathan, cute. 641 00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:09,019 You know what? 642 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:10,303 Why don't you really just try and get some sleep? 643 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,555 Jonathan, I just told you. 644 00:28:11,631 --> 00:28:13,314 I can't sleep when I'm feeling like this. 645 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,059 Even if I do, I just crazy dreams all night long. 646 00:28:16,136 --> 00:28:17,561 I know. 647 00:28:17,637 --> 00:28:19,396 Oh, no, Jonathan, don't do that. 648 00:28:19,473 --> 00:28:21,523 No, Mark, I got three couples that are splitting up here. 649 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,534 I can't be every place at once. 650 00:28:23,610 --> 00:28:25,360 Jonathan, I hate when you do that. 651 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,903 I hate when you put me in other people's dreams. 652 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:28,530 I never get any rest. 653 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,532 Besides, the way I am feeling, I am not going to be 654 00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:31,992 able to sleep all night long. 655 00:28:32,068 --> 00:28:33,577 I mean, it is a lost cause. 656 00:28:33,653 --> 00:28:34,870 Mark. What? 657 00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:35,796 Good night. 658 00:28:38,033 --> 00:28:40,876 Good luck. 659 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:43,429 [clock ticking] 660 00:28:44,831 --> 00:28:47,924 MARK: [belches] Oh boy. 661 00:28:48,001 --> 00:28:48,884 What's that? 662 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,885 Who's there? 663 00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:51,052 Oh, it's me, Mr. Kelly. 664 00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:52,587 I burped. 665 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:53,972 What in tarnation are you doing in my house 666 00:28:54,049 --> 00:28:55,182 burping at this time of night? 667 00:28:55,258 --> 00:28:56,692 Well, it's this sandwich. 668 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:57,860 It gave me gas. 669 00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:58,894 So? 670 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:00,145 Go belch in your own room. 671 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,530 This is my room. 672 00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:03,198 MARK: Well, actually it's your guest room. 673 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,150 You're supposed to be upstairs in your own room 674 00:29:05,227 --> 00:29:06,134 with your wife. 675 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,652 That's why I'm here. 676 00:29:07,729 --> 00:29:09,362 So she sent you. 677 00:29:09,439 --> 00:29:10,697 No, she didn't send me. 678 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,908 You're just having a dream about me. 679 00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,275 What? 680 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:15,585 MARK: I said you're still asleep. 681 00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:16,453 You're just having a dream about me. 682 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:17,996 Oh, you got to be kidding. 683 00:29:18,073 --> 00:29:18,881 Go on. 684 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:20,040 Get out of here. 685 00:29:20,116 --> 00:29:22,667 MARK: I'm afraid I can't do that. 686 00:29:22,744 --> 00:29:24,319 What? 687 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,545 Listen, Clarence, we've got a lot to do tonight. 688 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:28,089 So why don't you put on this coat so we can go. 689 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,349 Go where? 690 00:29:29,426 --> 00:29:31,343 Well, for starters, in there. 691 00:29:31,419 --> 00:29:33,003 Well, that's my bathroom. 692 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:34,846 Why would I go into my bathroom with you? 693 00:29:34,923 --> 00:29:36,431 There is a party going on. 694 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,642 Oh, forget it, Charlie. 695 00:29:38,718 --> 00:29:41,770 I'm not going to any parties in my bathroom with you. 696 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,063 Mark. 697 00:29:43,139 --> 00:29:44,105 What? 698 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:46,107 My name is Mark, not Charlie. 699 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,575 Whatever. 700 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:48,969 Listen, Clarence, you remember when 701 00:29:49,046 --> 00:29:51,446 you said if you knew then what you know now, you'd be single? 702 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:52,272 So? 703 00:29:52,349 --> 00:29:53,207 Well, now's your chance. 704 00:29:53,283 --> 00:29:55,158 Here, put on this coat. 705 00:29:55,235 --> 00:29:57,085 On the other side of that door, there 706 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:58,754 is a young man named Clarence. 707 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:01,373 He's about to marry a girl named Rose. 708 00:30:01,449 --> 00:30:04,167 That young man is you 49 years ago. 709 00:30:04,244 --> 00:30:06,169 Now's your chance to tell him what you know. 710 00:30:06,246 --> 00:30:08,922 And if he believes you, really believes you, 711 00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:09,923 he won't marry her. 712 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,841 You'll get your wish. 713 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:12,175 You'll be single. 714 00:30:12,252 --> 00:30:13,635 That's in my bathroom? 715 00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:14,561 That's right. 716 00:30:18,008 --> 00:30:20,308 [big band music] 717 00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:22,903 [chatter] 718 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:43,373 Let's have one last toast to my best 719 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:48,211 pal, Clarence Kelly, who, after tomorrow, 720 00:30:48,288 --> 00:30:50,806 will be a bachelor no more. 721 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,842 [exclamations, laughter] 722 00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:55,635 To poor old-- 723 00:30:55,712 --> 00:31:01,975 ALL: --Clarence To poor old Clarence. 724 00:31:02,052 --> 00:31:04,019 It's Joe Dougherty. 725 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,937 He was my best man. 726 00:31:06,014 --> 00:31:07,505 That's right. 727 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:08,824 Recognize that pie-eyed young fellow over there? 728 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,358 JOE: There's someone waiting to see you-- 729 00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:13,111 [exclamations, laughter] 730 00:31:13,188 --> 00:31:16,114 JOE: --in the boom-boom room. 731 00:31:16,191 --> 00:31:18,033 It's me. 732 00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:19,784 This is my bachelor party. 733 00:31:19,861 --> 00:31:21,161 YOUNG CLARENCE: You guys go on ahead. 734 00:31:21,237 --> 00:31:22,412 I'll catch up with you in a second. 735 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:25,123 I'm gonna splash a little water on my face. 736 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,667 [laughter] 737 00:31:27,744 --> 00:31:29,544 You see, he's already falling apart, 738 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,087 and he's not even married yet. 739 00:31:31,164 --> 00:31:32,931 [laughter] 740 00:31:33,008 --> 00:31:35,884 All right, Clarence, we'll save you a ringside seat. 741 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:37,802 [laughter] 742 00:31:37,879 --> 00:31:38,820 Come on. 743 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:42,316 [exclamations] 744 00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:57,539 Now's your chance, Clarence. 745 00:32:13,123 --> 00:32:13,931 Clarence? 746 00:32:17,877 --> 00:32:18,718 Hey, old timer. 747 00:32:18,795 --> 00:32:19,928 How'd you get in here? 748 00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:22,055 This is a private party. 749 00:32:22,132 --> 00:32:24,015 Clarence, look at me. 750 00:32:24,092 --> 00:32:26,902 Don't you know who I am? 751 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,019 Should I? 752 00:32:28,096 --> 00:32:29,229 Yeah, you should. 753 00:32:29,305 --> 00:32:30,397 I'm you. 754 00:32:30,473 --> 00:32:31,856 You are? 755 00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:33,274 Yeah. 756 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:34,743 Gee, I look terrible. 757 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:37,537 Kid, I'm you 49 years later. 758 00:32:37,614 --> 00:32:39,623 You're me 49 years ago. 759 00:32:42,736 --> 00:32:45,495 And I thought I was drunk. 760 00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:47,255 I want to go wash up, OK? 761 00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:48,957 No you don't. 762 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:52,502 You don't want to splash any water on your face. 763 00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,713 You want to hightail it out of that back door 764 00:32:54,789 --> 00:32:57,007 and call Rose and tell her the whole thing's 765 00:32:57,083 --> 00:33:01,678 all because you're not ready to get married yet. 766 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:04,639 How did you know what I was thinking? 767 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,558 That's just what I was thinking. 768 00:33:06,634 --> 00:33:08,309 And I'll tell you something else too. 769 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,937 You're thinking you maybe ought to go down to that train 770 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:14,566 station and buy a ticket for the first train to San Francisco 771 00:33:14,642 --> 00:33:16,651 and when you get there, join the Merchant 772 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:21,823 Marine because you think you're too young to settle down. 773 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,491 You think maybe you're getting married 774 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,326 just because everybody's been telling 775 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,787 you it's time to get married. 776 00:33:27,864 --> 00:33:30,966 And maybe you really don't want to marry her at all. 777 00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:36,629 Who are you? 778 00:33:36,706 --> 00:33:38,715 How do you know all this? 779 00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:44,179 Because I'm you, and that's exactly what I thought. 780 00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:46,931 Only I never did it. 781 00:33:47,008 --> 00:33:49,893 I just went ahead and got married, 782 00:33:49,969 --> 00:33:52,187 never lived that life of adventure 783 00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:58,109 that I could have had if I'd just gotten on that train. 784 00:33:58,186 --> 00:33:59,494 And now I-- 785 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:05,200 I'm an old man full of regrets and thinking about 786 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:08,578 what might have been. 787 00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:10,455 Don't you let that happen to you, kid. 788 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:12,207 You get on that train. 789 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:16,544 You get on that train for San Francisco and don't look back. 790 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,088 You're right. 791 00:34:18,164 --> 00:34:20,048 You're right. 792 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,549 I don't know who you really are, mister, 793 00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:25,020 but you're right as rain. 794 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:25,937 Thanks. 795 00:34:29,509 --> 00:34:31,726 And Clarence? 796 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,019 Yeah? 797 00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:34,896 Whatever you do, don't let her sweet 798 00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:37,273 talk you out of that life that's waiting for you, 799 00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:40,652 that life full of all of the adventure that I never had. 800 00:34:40,728 --> 00:34:41,736 Don't worry. 801 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,488 I won't. 802 00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:44,581 And thanks. 803 00:34:54,617 --> 00:34:56,918 Well, you did it, Clarence. 804 00:34:56,995 --> 00:34:58,503 Yeah. 805 00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,755 Yeah, I guess I did. 806 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,382 Well, listen, maybe we ought to go 807 00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:03,809 down to that station with him. 808 00:35:03,885 --> 00:35:05,510 That train doesn't leave till midnight. 809 00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:08,471 Nah, you convinced him. 810 00:35:08,548 --> 00:35:12,526 Yeah, yeah, I guess I did. 811 00:35:12,602 --> 00:35:17,564 I feel so tired all of a sudden, you know? 812 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,441 Maybe we better get back. 813 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:23,236 I don't feel so good. 814 00:35:23,313 --> 00:35:27,240 Anything you say, Clarence, anything you say. 815 00:35:27,317 --> 00:35:30,127 [insects chirping] 816 00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:34,164 What's going on here? 817 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,332 My house-- where's my house? 818 00:35:36,409 --> 00:35:37,892 There's no house here. 819 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:43,715 Where-- all the neighbors houses are here. 820 00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:45,258 Where's mine? 821 00:35:45,335 --> 00:35:46,467 You never built it. 822 00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:48,111 Of course I did. 823 00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:50,513 I lived in that house for 40 years. 824 00:35:50,590 --> 00:35:52,682 Frank was raised in that house. 825 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,642 There's not any Frank either, Clarence. 826 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,060 How could there be? 827 00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:58,003 You built this house for you and Rose. 828 00:35:58,081 --> 00:36:00,481 If you never married Rose, you never built the house. 829 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:02,901 No Frank? 830 00:36:02,977 --> 00:36:04,986 No grandchildren either. 831 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:09,124 But we had so many good times, good memories in that house. 832 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:11,075 MARK: And all with Rose. 833 00:36:11,152 --> 00:36:12,660 But you're better off without her. 834 00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:14,787 I mean, what the heck, all she did was nag. 835 00:36:14,864 --> 00:36:17,332 Because she cares about me. 836 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:18,708 No, she doesn't, Clarence. 837 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,201 You never married her. 838 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,837 She doesn't even remember what you look like. 839 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,380 But you were there-- 840 00:36:24,457 --> 00:36:26,716 every Christmas and Thanksgiving-- 841 00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:28,968 you said so yourself. 842 00:36:29,045 --> 00:36:33,514 Those were good times in that house, wonderful times. 843 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:35,350 You were there. 844 00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:39,395 Not if you didn't marry Rose. 845 00:36:39,472 --> 00:36:41,006 See you around, Clarence. 846 00:36:41,082 --> 00:36:44,025 CLARENCE: No, no, no, I want my life back, the one I had. 847 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:46,194 We've got to get down to that train station. 848 00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:49,280 We can't let me get on that train, please. 849 00:36:49,357 --> 00:36:53,034 I don't know if that's possible, Clarence. 850 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,702 But we can try. 851 00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:57,297 [chatter] 852 00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:02,043 MAN (ON PA): Your attention, please. 853 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,138 The New York Limited now boarding on track number nine. 854 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:11,353 Where is the young fool? 855 00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:12,345 Clarence? 856 00:37:12,422 --> 00:37:13,388 What? 857 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:14,356 Look over there. 858 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,232 It's Rosie. 859 00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:27,026 Gosh, look at-- 860 00:37:27,103 --> 00:37:30,530 I forgot how beautiful she was. 861 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,699 What-- what's she doing here? 862 00:37:32,775 --> 00:37:34,575 She came down to pick up her aunt who's coming 863 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:35,618 in from Boston for the wedding. 864 00:37:35,695 --> 00:37:36,836 Don't you remember? 865 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,965 Oh, yes, her Aunt Bea. 866 00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,250 The old battle-ax never has forgiven her for not 867 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:43,984 being there to meet her. 868 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,586 She better bump into young Clarence pretty soon. 869 00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:47,880 There's only five minutes left till he leaves on the train. 870 00:37:47,957 --> 00:37:49,607 MAN (ON PA): Your attention, please. 871 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:52,427 The 10:15 train from Boston has been delayed. 872 00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:54,971 It will arrive at 12:30 AM. 873 00:37:55,048 --> 00:37:57,724 The 10:15 train from Boston has been delayed 874 00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,934 and will arrive at 12:30 AM. 875 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:02,478 She-- she's leaving. 876 00:38:02,555 --> 00:38:04,147 She won't see him. 877 00:38:04,223 --> 00:38:05,740 You better do something, Clarence. 878 00:38:13,274 --> 00:38:14,449 Excuse me, miss. 879 00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:15,825 Yes? 880 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:20,288 I, uh-- your name wouldn't be Rosie, would it? 881 00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:21,831 Rose O'Hara? 882 00:38:21,908 --> 00:38:23,791 Why, yes, how'd you know? 883 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:26,127 Well, I met a young fella here tonight 884 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:30,006 by the name of Clarence, and he showed me your picture. 885 00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,342 That's how I recognized you. 886 00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:35,720 Except the picture didn't do you justice. 887 00:38:35,797 --> 00:38:38,598 You're even prettier than I remembered, Rosie. 888 00:38:38,674 --> 00:38:40,025 I beg your pardon? 889 00:38:40,101 --> 00:38:41,351 CLARENCE: Well-- well, please don't be offended, miss. 890 00:38:41,427 --> 00:38:43,811 But this-- this young man, Clarence, he-- 891 00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,981 he's about to make an awful mistake. 892 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,525 He's got cold feet about the wedding. 893 00:38:49,602 --> 00:38:51,110 What is this? 894 00:38:51,187 --> 00:38:52,329 Who are you? 895 00:38:52,405 --> 00:38:55,698 Just an old fella who shared a drink with him. 896 00:38:55,775 --> 00:38:57,408 You know how people talk. 897 00:38:57,485 --> 00:38:59,786 Well, anyway, he's here. 898 00:38:59,862 --> 00:39:00,795 He can't be. 899 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:02,330 It's his bachelor party tonight. 900 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:04,415 Well, he ran away. 901 00:39:04,492 --> 00:39:06,133 That's what he told me. 902 00:39:06,211 --> 00:39:08,002 And he's going to keep a'running right 903 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,880 on to that midnight train for San Francisco 904 00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,840 unless you can stop him. 905 00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:14,025 I don't believe any of this. 906 00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,267 If you'll excuse me. 907 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,428 Uh, uh, look, miss, I'm an old man, 908 00:39:17,505 --> 00:39:21,432 and I once had a sweetheart, and I almost ran 909 00:39:21,509 --> 00:39:24,352 out on her for the same reason. 910 00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:26,729 And if I had, I would have missed out 911 00:39:26,806 --> 00:39:31,984 on the most wonderful life and wonderful girl. 912 00:39:32,061 --> 00:39:36,790 Don't let him make the mistake I almost made. 913 00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:39,376 MARK: [whistles] 914 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,705 There he is right over there. 915 00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:46,124 It's Clarence. 916 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,543 Rosie, just one more thing. 917 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:50,211 You'll talk him out of it. 918 00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:51,712 I know you will. 919 00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,465 And you'll have a nice life, you two. 920 00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:56,801 Oh, he'll give you a lot of aggravations, 921 00:39:56,878 --> 00:39:58,636 but he does love you. 922 00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:00,930 Now, try to remember that. 923 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:04,109 And if someday, when you get to be my age, 924 00:40:04,185 --> 00:40:07,728 you find that the two of you maybe forgot how much you once 925 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,940 loved each other, you try to-- 926 00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:14,068 try to remember what an old man told you a long time 927 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:18,698 ago, that deep inside that crotchety old fool you're 928 00:40:18,774 --> 00:40:23,786 mad at is the more you're in love with 929 00:40:23,863 --> 00:40:26,581 and who loves you very, very much. 930 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:30,176 [music - "isn't it romantic?"] 931 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:00,698 Take me back, kid. 932 00:41:00,775 --> 00:41:01,624 Take me back home. 933 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,409 [soft dramatic music] 934 00:41:37,687 --> 00:41:41,039 Well, is this, uh, business or pleasure? 935 00:41:41,115 --> 00:41:42,990 FRANK: I beg your pardon? 936 00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:45,660 Are you in town on business or pleasure, sir? 937 00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:46,694 Oh, I live in this town. 938 00:41:49,198 --> 00:41:53,709 I, uh, broke up with my wife tonight. 939 00:41:53,786 --> 00:41:56,587 Oh, I'm sorry. 940 00:41:56,664 --> 00:41:57,838 Thank you, sir. 941 00:41:57,915 --> 00:42:00,216 Would you like any ice? 942 00:42:00,293 --> 00:42:01,709 Ice? 943 00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:05,730 No, no, I'm all iced out for the night. 944 00:42:05,807 --> 00:42:07,390 All right. 945 00:42:07,466 --> 00:42:09,600 Good night. 946 00:42:09,677 --> 00:42:10,568 Good night. 947 00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:28,394 Oh, great. 948 00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,375 [phone beeps, dials] 949 00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:35,885 WOMAN (ON PHONE): Front desk. 950 00:42:35,962 --> 00:42:37,253 Hi. 951 00:42:37,330 --> 00:42:40,381 I, uh, seem to have forgotten my toothbrush. 952 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:42,967 I wonder if by any chance-- 953 00:42:43,044 --> 00:42:44,260 WOMAN (ON PHONE): I'm sorry, sir. 954 00:42:44,337 --> 00:42:46,470 The hotel gift shop is closed right now. 955 00:42:46,547 --> 00:42:49,223 I guess I, uh, must have left without it. 956 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,026 I guess I wasn't thinking about my teeth. 957 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:56,731 My-- my wife-- she usually packs my things. 958 00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:58,774 WOMAN (ON PHONE): There's an all-night drugstore 959 00:42:58,851 --> 00:43:00,026 not far from here. 960 00:43:00,102 --> 00:43:02,320 Oh, no, that's-- that's all right. 961 00:43:02,396 --> 00:43:04,822 I don't know why I was babbling on about my wife. 962 00:43:04,899 --> 00:43:06,073 WOMAN (ON PHONE): It's off of 4th 963 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,327 Street on Concord, A1 Drugs. 964 00:43:09,403 --> 00:43:13,956 I, uh, guess I just wanted somebody to talk to. 965 00:43:14,033 --> 00:43:15,958 Pretty dumb, huh? 966 00:43:16,035 --> 00:43:20,963 Anyway, uh, good night. 967 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,006 WOMAN (ON PHONE): Good night. 968 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:23,966 [dial tone hums] 969 00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:27,145 [somber music] 970 00:43:34,970 --> 00:43:37,488 [phone beeping] 971 00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:46,989 JONATHAN (ON PHONE): Hello? 972 00:43:47,066 --> 00:43:48,124 Reverend Smith? 973 00:43:48,201 --> 00:43:49,992 JONATHAN (ON PHONE): Yes. 974 00:43:50,069 --> 00:43:51,744 This is Mrs. Kelly. 975 00:43:51,821 --> 00:43:53,829 I'm sorry to be calling so late, but you said-- 976 00:43:53,906 --> 00:43:55,831 JONATHAN (ON PHONE): [sighs] Oh, that's all right now. 977 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,250 What's wrong? 978 00:43:58,327 --> 00:44:01,504 Well-- [crying] I'm-- 979 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:03,356 I'm sorry. 980 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:09,345 I thought I could handle this, but I pass my husband's closet, 981 00:44:09,422 --> 00:44:15,685 and it's empty, and I just started crying. 982 00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:17,520 I know it's so stupid. 983 00:44:17,596 --> 00:44:20,314 JONATHAN (ON PHONE): No, no it's not. 984 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:21,816 I didn't want to call my daughter. 985 00:44:21,892 --> 00:44:22,892 JONATHAN (ON PHONE): I'm-- 986 00:44:22,968 --> 00:44:23,693 I'm glad you called me. 987 00:44:23,769 --> 00:44:25,236 I'll be right down. 988 00:44:25,312 --> 00:44:27,095 Oh, you don't have to do that. 989 00:44:27,173 --> 00:44:28,706 JONATHAN (ON PHONE): It's all right, Mrs. Kelly. 990 00:44:28,783 --> 00:44:30,700 I'll be there soon. 991 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:31,701 Thank you. 992 00:44:31,777 --> 00:44:33,628 [dial tone hums] 993 00:44:40,703 --> 00:44:43,879 Well, buddy, you've done your job for the night. 994 00:44:43,956 --> 00:44:45,556 Now let's see if I can do mine. 995 00:44:48,127 --> 00:44:50,410 [door opens and closes] 996 00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:57,318 [theme music]